Can often be found wandering the streets of Croydon, where he is often shanghaied into guesting on the VGUK podcast or randomly interviewed about unicorn sex.

It is suspected that he may be serving as an infiltrator for some upcoming alien invasion of earth. This is mostly given away by his elongated body, reptilian eyes hidden behind dark blue sunglasses and his unique ability to unhinge his jaws and spit poison.

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