Born John McGleish, the son of Detective Inspector Richard McGleish. Husband to Helen McGleish and father to Alice, Brett and Chris McGleish. During his youth he sired dozens of illigitimate children across South-East Asia. Every Summer he goes on holiday to the same English pub in PortAventura. He spend most of his free time reading about pumping wee dugs in the Nov 1999 issue of Dreamcast Magazine.