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John Shitnipples was an obsessive Destiny conspiracy theorist and Cambridge based barista who helped expose the truth that Destiny was a horrifying alien conspiracy disguised as a slightly shit game. Some say this was the closest we ever got to seeing the real Brett Phipps.

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